S14: PATREON SUMMER UNLOCK - WHM #362: Jurassic World

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

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🗓️ 13 August 2024

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Originally released on Patreon: June 14, 2018

“It’s bigger and it’s stupider!” - Steve on this vs. Jurassic Park

On this WHM Prime episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month*: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his corpse mummified under flash-baked dino poo? Did Claire and Owen have their first date on that cursed island? And why didn't BD Wong get a bigger role as the villain? PLUS: Militarized dinosaurs—Question Mark?

Jurassic World stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Vincent D'Onofrio, Irrfan Khan, Ty Simpkins, Nick Robinson, Jake Johnson, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Judy Greer and Lauren Lapkus as Vivian; directed by Colin Trevorrow.

*EDITOR’S NOTE: In 2018, the other JPU film was Jurassic Park III, discussed on We Hate Movies, Episode #363 -- Andrew

All August, on top of releasing all-new, regularly scheduled episodes for our Patreon subscribers, we’re also unlocking some older Patreon vault content (like this one on Jurassic World) here on the free feed for the public to get a little taste of what’s on the other side! So if you’re interested in checking out what’s behind the curtain, be sure to also tune into the WHM free feed this Thursday as we unlock an episode of our Star Trek recap show, The Nexus! The episode we're unlocking is the one where we cover both parts of the famed TNG cliffhanger, "The Best of Both Worlds." The Nexus is a monthly show where we cover two Star Trek shows at the same time (we're currently on Star Trek: The Animated Series and ST:TNG) and it's available to subscribers on the $8 level and up.

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0:00.0	I'm going to go. Oh, I'm going to be. Well, this is one coming deep from the vault while we're on summer vacation here.
0:54.0	Y'all, this is 2018's We Hate Movies episode on Jurassic World?
0:58.0	Stupid girl.
1:00.0	You know, I mean, we're here in the Catsgills in a beautiful summer resort and you know Chris just keeps putting baby in the corner
1:05.8	I'm like don't do that.
1:06.8	Don't do that.
1:07.8	Don't do that.
1:08.8	Where the fuck else am I supposed to just let babies sit by the lake like we are right now.
1:12.8	No, he belongs in the damn corner.
1:15.4	Yeah, now this is an episode.
1:18.9	I kind of remember nothing about Eric.
1:20.7	You listen to it recently.
1:22.0	That's right. Listen something listen it is a
1:23.5	product of its time okay you have to keep that in mind yes do I say I think I do
1:28.2	say that Abrams returning for episode nine is a good idea. Oh, that was a bad call.
1:34.3	These things.
1:35.3	Andrew kept that for me.
1:36.3	Well, I mean, over a Colin Trevero, probably though, right?
1:40.1	I don't know about that.
1:42.4	I kind of, yeah, I'm kind of team calling these days almost.
1:46.1	The hypothetical movie that he made might have been good. The movie that was made is
1:51.6	boring but we're not here to talk about Schnar Wars.
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