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We Hate Movies

S14 Ep752: Arachnophobia (with Paul Scheer)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

“How do you not kill the guy on the toilet?” - Eric

On the season 14 finale of We Hate Movies, the gang welcomes actor/comedian/podcaster/author/movie-lover and all-around good guy, Paul Scheer to the show to chat about the sleepy, yet kinda crazy monster movie, Arachnophobia! Why isn’t this movie just about John Goodman’s exterminator character? Why couldn’t the major spider at the end be a huge, dumb puppet monster? How funny is it that this movie doesn’t care about those kid characters at all? Why couldn’t we see that dumb sheriff eat shit on-screen? Why would you uproot your whole family without being absolutely certain you have that job, Jeff Daniels? And you better believe we’re marveling at all the Seinfeld alums in this! PLUS: Just watch Shatner in Kingdom of the Spiders instead of this.

Arachnophobia stars Jeff Daniels, Harley Jane Kozak, Julian Sands, Stuart Pankin, Brian McNamara, Mark L. Taylor, Henry Jones, Peter Jason, James Handy, Roy Brocksmith, Kathy Kinney, Mary Carver, Frances Bay, and John Goodman as Delbert McClintok; directed by Frank Marshall.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Guys, much like a bomb that Dennis Hopper planted somewhere on public transportation, the clock's ticking.

0:05.8

Now, Eric, you know what, I was thinking about this is arachnophobia.

0:08.6

What if there was a spider bomb?

0:09.9

Oh, I'm full of spiders.

0:11.2

Stop, and you're gonna make me leave the room.

0:13.2

I hate the spiders.

0:15.4

And somehow they survive the explosion.

0:17.4

That's pretty and interesting idea.

0:20.0

Oh my god.

0:21.2

Eight-legged freaks.

0:22.2

Oh my god, if they're on fire and crawling on me and biting and flaming spiders bite your dick.

0:27.0

Fire webs? No thank you.

0:29.0

All of that not discussed on our Speed Live show which you have a precious few days to check out that

0:34.4

replay y'all moment.co slash we ate movies you do not want to miss it it was a ton of

0:38.7

fun the after party was a ton of fun but the clock sticking it this Thursday. If you're listening to this on the day it comes out,

0:46.2

you have two days. You have Thursday, it's gone. You want to catch that replay.

0:51.6

We set down a few rules no more than 50 laughs a minute or and you know what we broke them a few times I think I think we got a few past that. We're not so as strict as Dennis Hopper. I was confused when we were writing the rules

1:05.1

honestly but you also don't want to miss the VHS trailer game that we did which is a

1:10.3

sanctioned round of the VHS trailer game. That's right official stuff. The last sanctioned round of the VH Australia. That's right, official stuff.

1:13.4

The last sanctioned round until our big finale in August.

1:16.3

So you do, if you're into that sort of thing,

1:18.7

you do want to check it out,

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