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We Hate Movies

S14 Ep751: X-Men (with Jamelle Bouie)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

“They always have to act like they’ve been through a civil rights march for nudity” - Chris on creepy movie guys

On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Comic Book Town as we welcome back our good bud, New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie to chat about a real landmark motion picture, 2000’s X-Men! How fantastic is it that the movie creates this entire world of mutants and what the state of things are and still runs under two hours? Has there been a better cast pairing than Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen? Why did they need to include D-level mutant, Toad? Is Xavier charging these students for all that school merch? What’s up with the X-Men refusing to install railings in the Cerebro chamber? And isn't it wild how great can these movies be when the creators have respect for the intelligence of the audience? PLUS: Eric Szyszka? Turned into a mutant thanks to Magneto’s Magic Mutant Machine!

X-Men stars Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Tyler Mane, Ray Park, Rebecca Romijn, and Bruce Davison as Senator Kelly; directed by noted sack of crap, Bryan Singer.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're not what you think.

0:02.0

Because we've been talking about speed for so goddamn law.

0:05.0

That's right.

0:07.0

But what do they think we are?

0:09.0

That's a great question.

0:10.0

It turns out we're just can.

0:11.0

Speed fanatics. That's all. We don't care about other movies we're just yon debonts we yes

0:16.3

our virtual live experience on speed the great motion picture speed that's right is

0:21.6

now available on demand.

0:23.6

That's right, Moment.co slash We Hey Movies.

0:25.8

If you couldn't make it last week, it was a fucking rockin time.

0:28.3

My ribs are still hurting, the chocolate nose.

0:31.0

And the tickling and so on? Oh, they're so tickles.

0:33.6

A lot of tickling going on that show.

0:35.6

My funny bone hurts.

0:37.0

It was just tickling.

0:38.5

By the way, you do want to check out that show because we have a VHS trailer game.

0:42.0

That's right. That happened. That I don't know what the score is because we're

0:44.6

recording this beforehand. But it was monumental. It was incredibly hard and I can't believe you did that.

0:50.7

The point is though, those those are legit points pun intended. This is stuff that goes

0:56.5

toward the season tally so you want to make sure you're up on the numbows but aside from that

1:01.0

it was a great time, presumably.

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