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We Hate Movies

S14 Ep718: The Family Plan

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

“Is [the ‘prayers up’ thing] still going on? Is he still charging people to pray?” - Steve

On this week’s episode, we’re hitting the road with Mark Wahlberg and his fake family in the almost-Secret Movie™️, The Family Plan! How hilarious is it watching Mark get covered in that cherry slushy? Should this gamer kid be throwing up that hand signal? Is the matrimonial magic dead when your anniversary celebration is a rollercoaster ride? And why does this movie consider the city of Buffalo a great place to live, but only if you want to wake up, go to work, then die? PLUS: We give much well-deserved praise for the stunt teams that worked on this movie!

The Family Plan stars Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Monaghan, Zoe Colletti, Van Crosby, Maggie Q, Felicia Pearson, Lateef Crowder, Saïd Taghmaoui, and Ciarán Hinds as McCaffrey; directed by Simon Cellan Jones.

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Get your tix now for our next online digital experience where we’re talking about, yikes, THE FLASH! We’ll be LIVE on February 1st at 9:00pm to chat about this complete and total disaster! Be sure to bundle your ticket to get access to our post-show AFTER PARTY Q&A as well where we’ll be doing another hour-ish after the show. Can’t make it that night? We got you covered! The show will be available for replay for seven days after the event!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Please listen carefully for a very important we hate movies related announcement.

0:07.0

Holy smokes it's listener request month folks.

0:12.8

New listeners are like, what?

0:14.7

And old listeners are like, yeah, well, what is listener

0:18.1

request month?

0:19.1

It's that one time of year where you tell us what to watch. So like every year we're going to open up the

0:25.8

W.H.M. request line and it's up to you to program our entire March calendar.

0:30.3

All right? The way it works is you dial 1-833 946 4-264 or in an easier more fun way

0:39.0

1-833 W-H.M. Gang.

0:43.0

And leave us a brief message,

0:44.8

brief message about one movie you'd like us to cover.

0:48.8

Be sure to include your name and where you're calling from

0:51.1

to be eligible, and that's one movie per call.

0:54.0

Any calls asking for more than one or disqualified folks.

0:57.0

We will throw that in the trash so fast.

1:00.0

So what's eligible to be called in?

1:02.0

Nearly everything.

1:04.0

The 10-year rule, which only kind of exists now anyway, is off the table.

1:09.0

We just needed to be streaming somewhere so that us and, you know know your fellow audience members can find it.

1:14.3

We're not buying $90 VHS tapes on eBay folks well maybe Steve is but the rest of us

1:19.1

definitely aren't so make sure your request is somewhere digital.

1:22.8

And just to be clear, the phone lines are open

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