S14 Ep713: Love Actually

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 180 minutes

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Summary

“He’s such an idiot for running right into this fucking turbine…” - Eric on Alan Rickman’s character’s adultery

On this week’s episode, our mission to bring Holiday Cheer to you and yours is almost completely derailed with a jumbo-sized discussion on the bloated, miserable, obnoxious holiday fave, Love Actually! When is the feature-length Andrew Lincoln stalker film hitting Shudder? Why couldn’t someone tell Richard Curtis to pick less than 8 storylines for one film? Why couldn’t Laura Linney’s character get a happy ending? And how is that little kid getting away with all of this airport shenanigans so soon after 9/11? PLUS: Elton John writes some sausage roll-related Christmas parodies to try and win the Christmas Number Ones contest!

Love Actually stars Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Hugh Grant, Martine McCutcheon, Liam Neeson, Laura Linney, Rodrigo Santoro, Gregor Fisher, Colin Firth, Kris Marshall, Heike Makatsch, Martin Freeman, Joanna Page, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Andrew Lincoln, Keira Knightley, and Bill Nighy as Billy Mack; directed by Richard Curtis.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This weekend we hate movies it's got more plot lines than Melrose Place during sweeps
0:06.3	it's love actually I'm Andrew Jup and Stephen say to Eric actually
0:11.1	fuck this movie.
0:12.8	And we hate movies. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:24.0	oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:35.0	oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello everyone welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in as always.
0:54.8	That's right our mission to get in the Christmas spirit has never been more threatened to
0:59.7	get derailed than today. We're talking about Richard Curtis's love actually from 2003.
1:06.2	Oh my God this guy, this Richard Curtis fellow. You saw you, he also wrote yesterday.
1:12.0	Oh yes he did.
1:13.0	He's a screenwriter first and foremost.
1:15.0	You never saw yesterday.
1:16.3	We did an episode on yesterday.
1:18.0	I think. Oh, yesterday.
1:19.0	Oh, God, okay.
1:20.0	No, I was, I always get that confused with the other movie that he did with about time.
1:24.3	About time. Yes, that movie, not about me.
1:27.2	That movie absolutely gutted me.
1:29.7	He's actually directed three movies and I like his other two.
1:33.9	The boat that rocked, I like.
1:35.6	About Time, aka Pirate Radio.
1:38.0	Pirate Radio.
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