S14 Ep711: Die Hard 2

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2023

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

“Like most motion pictures, this needed way more Reginald VelJohnson” - Andrew

On this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the high body count/low IQ, Christmas-set sequel, Die Hard 2! Why couldn’t they have developed a script where now-LAPD detective John McClane has some adventure on the streets of Los Angeles instead of a boring D.C. airport? How amazingly scuzzy and inept is Dennis Franz’s Carmine Lorenzo? Did they really need to go the sequelitis route of just repeating famous beats from the first film? And has there been a better villain introduction than William Sadler’s totally nude Colonel Stuart? PLUS: Dennis Franz storms out of a screening of the film Her!

Die Hard 2 stars Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Franco Nero, John Amos, Reginald VelJohnson, William Atherton, Art Evans, Fred Thompson, Tom Bower, Sheila McCarthy, and Dennis Franz as Carmine Lorenzo; directed by Renny Harlin.

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0:00.0	This week on the program, like most motion pictures, this needed way more Reginald Vell Johnson.
0:06.5	It's Die Hard 2. I'm Andrew Jupin.
0:08.8	Carmine Larenjo.
0:10.7	Die Eric 2.
0:12.4	Chris Cabiner.
0:14.0	And we hate movies. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh,
0:34.0	Oh, oh,
0:35.0	Oh, oh,
0:37.0	Oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh,
0:38.0	that you
0:37.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:41.0	oh, oh, Hello everyone welcome to the program. Thank you for tuning in this week. That's right we're talking
0:56.4	Die Hard 2, which some may call Die Hard 2, Die Hard 2, Die Harder, but it's just Die Hard 2 and Die Harder was the tagline. That was the, that was interesting because it's just die hard too and die harder was the tag line. That was the that was interesting because it's like it was a fake thing like it's not yeah
1:07.2	You would think it's called die harder which is the stupidest thing.
1:10.2	Mm-hmm. Die harder is just such a dumb idea.
1:13.2	Die Hard, like hard, your cock was hard for the first move.
1:17.0	Yeah, sure.
1:18.0	Now it's even harder.
1:19.0	Even harder.
1:20.0	I mean, that's, if it was die even harder.
1:22.6	I would.
1:23.9	Well, I think well, here's the thing that like,
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