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We Hate Movies

S14 Ep695: The Faculty

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the Robert Rodriguez sci-fi teen horror film, The Faculty! Has another movie ever done so little with such a solid cast? Are there too many characters in this movie? Shouldn’t they just have done all practical effects instead of this horrendous CGI? Is this the biggest chicken shit ending of the 1990s? And why in the world did they release this movie on Christmas Day? PLUS: The season 14 debut of the VHS Trailer Game!

The Faculty stars Josh Hartnett, Jordana Brewster, Elijah Wood, Clea Duvall, Laura Harris, Shawn Hatosy, Salma Hayek, Famke Janssen, Piper Laurie, Christopher McDonald, Bebe Neuwirth, Robert Patrick, Usher, Daniel von Bargen, and Jon Stewart as Professor Edward Furlong; directed by Robert Rodriguez.

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Transcript

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This week on We Hate Movies, it's a sci-fi, horror teen-led film that was released on You Guest It Christmas Day.

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It's the faculty, I'm Andrew Jupin, Steven Sadek.

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Eric Siska.

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Harrington Hornet. I mean, Chris Cabin.

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And We Hate Movies.

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0:58.0

Hello, everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies.

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Thank you for tuning into the Fine Program.

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This is a comedy show that talks about movies of all kinds and makes fun of movies of all kinds.

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And this week, that's right, Robert Rodriguez is much more like 1998 horror sci-fi film The Faculty.

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Not much more like this movie is currently streaming on the Criterion Channel.

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Well, at the time, you're right. See if I should say at the time.

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Yes, much more like. But now, yes, it's on the Criterion Channel.

1:23.0

I think we're days away from the police academy film.

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They are there, buddy.

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I think they're already there.

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You got to find just the right, like, hip title to, like, collect the movies.

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The silly blue line.

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Maybe the silly blue line.

1:40.0

Yeah. And it's all just goofy cop comedies.

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