S14 Ep694: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace REDUX

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2023

⏱️ 155 minutes

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On the season 14 premiere of We Hate Movies, VHS Trailer Game champion, Eric Szyszka demands the guys go back and re-do an episode on the much maligned (and unfairly so?) prequel that started it all, Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace! How on Earth did the producers let Lucas get away with these abhorrent Trade Federation characters? What was with the awful Gungan speech pattern? Why did they have to make Anakin the product of Immaculate Conception? And wasn’t this movie better with the puppet Yoda? PLUS: Cliegg Lars contracts a nasty Hutt STD!

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace stars Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Jake Lloyd, Ian McDiarmid, Hugh Quarshie, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Frank Oz, Terence Stamp, Ray Park, Oliver Ford Davies, Brian Blessed, and Ahmed Best as Jar Jar Binks; directed by George Lucas.

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0:00.0	This week on the program, it's a movie about a wizard who wins a child through gambling.
0:05.6	It's Star Wars, episode one, the Phantom Menace, um, Darth Mauldrew.
0:10.2	I am the Phantom Menace, Stevenson, uh-huh, Sid Siska, Qui-Gon Cabin, and the 14th season
0:18.6	of We Hate Movies starts right now.
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