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The Good evening and welcome to Monsters Among Us.

I am your guide, Derek Hayes.

Greetings, ghost schools, and goblins.

Welcome back to another installment of your favorite paranormal podcast.

And I trust you're tuning in from someplace warm.

Perhaps the comfort of your kitchen as you toil over a hot stove,

or cozyed by a roaring fire with a glass of wine,

or just warming yourself while the glow of a dashboard as you careened on the highway and breakneck speeds.

Regardless of where, when, and how, we are ecstatic that you've chosen to join us this creepy fall evening.

And I have one hell of a program slated for you this evening, an episode full of spectral

spirits, suspicious species, and strangeness in our skies.

And to kick us off, we venture to the Midwest of the United States, the wind-swept prairies

and woodlands of the land of Lincoln, to be precise.

Please welcome Abby from Illinois to tonight's program.

Hi, this is Abby, and I'm calling from Chicago.

I have a story that is actually my mother's story.

It is not my story, but it's really unique.

I've never heard anything like this, and she's not a person who would make stuff up like this.

So anyways, I will let you guys all hear it and maybe you'll have some experience

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