Good, sir, nozzy.

We're going to be.

We're going to be. The

The Good evening and welcome to Monsters Among Us.

I am your guide.

Derek Hayes.

Now, per usual, it's an absolute pleasure to have you back with us this evening.

This chilly evening.

You see, last week's storm brought with it some frigid temperatures.

Well, frigid for southern California at least.

But don't let the temperature outside fully.

Things are red-hot here in the studio.

And I have one hell of a program lined up for you this evening.

Stories ranging from naked and violent ghosts to witches, werewolves, and even a visit from the FBI.

But first, to kick us off this evening, we venture to the state of Illinois, where Andy is waiting

with his entry.

Hey, Eric, my name is Andy. I'm from West Central Illinois.

So living with my in-laws, I had just accepted a new job and couldn't afford a place for me and my fiancé quite yet.

Get stressful at home, got a dude who's about 12 years old living with us. We just like to get out of the house every now and then just clear our minds, listen to music, smoke a cigarette, or whatever.

It's a very rural area, so it's easy to

just drive around back roads. There's a lot of tree tunnels and deer around. A lot of deer,

can't stress that enough. We always have to watch out for them. So it's just a fun little

...