S14 Ep 755: I Ain’t A Square

Chatabix

Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

David’s got a shirt on today, so we kick things off with talking about wearing smarter clothes and Joe not wearing jeans any more. Then the subject of Joe being a square comes up - so David challenges him to prove that he’s not by providing one amazingly rebellious fact about himself. And what Joe comes up with is an absolute revelation! So much so, it’s all they can talk about for the rest of the show.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	. Oh. yeah.
0:38.3	Hi.
0:39.3	Hi.
0:40.3	I've got it.
0:42.3	Hi, like a sleep.
0:44.3	It was a bit actually.
0:46.3	Yeah.
0:47.3	I had it all yesterday, well not all yesterday, some of yesterday.
0:51.3	Anyway, you've got golf pro look.
0:58.6	Yeah, haven't I?
1:01.6	Yeah.
1:02.7	Why are you dressed like that, actually?
1:05.0	What, smart?
1:06.1	Well, no, it's just like I don't, it doesn't look like you.
1:09.0	Well, no, it's smart.
1:10.2	Well, quite smart, yeah. So, reason you're smart. Because I just pulled it off the shelf. I went, do you know what? Don't look like a fucking slug. Have a bit of self. Well, for me, oh, you've pulled your mic out because you're a fucking hell. That's my nothing.
1:29.1	Because it's out of view.
1:30.8	I feel like you... Pull the bottom of you...
1:32.6	Is it...
1:33.9	Huh?
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