S14 Ep 736 One in a Million: Merch Stats & A Canoe Exhibition

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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On our latest edition of One in a Million, we read tales about a cosmic merch alignment on the London Underground, great luck with pedestrian crossings, a canoe exhibition in the 80s and a black eye at a job interview. Plus, a quick mailbag email from someone called Mary - or should that be Ben? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Right, here we go then.
0:21.6	Welcome to One in a million. Right, here we go then.
0:38.3	Welcome to One in a Million, the potential new game show on BBC 2 at 345.
0:48.3	Ben Shepard. We're all over it.
0:51.3	Yeah.
0:52.3	Weird stories Weird stories
0:56.0	a blow your nut
0:58.0	stories a spin your gut
1:01.0	jaw dropping
1:03.0	Oh
1:05.0	Moments that burst your brain
1:08.0	They'll never ever happen again sort of spooky
1:13.6	true tales to spin you out wild twists a little maids no doubt one in a million
1:22.6	I got a story about a gopfish that just fell from up above and then it landed in my ass crack one in a million I got a story about a golfish that just fell from up above and then it landed in my ass crack.
1:28.3	One in a million.
1:29.3	I got a story about a wallet that was finding a Greek camping site by a mate.
1:34.3	Well, how about that?
1:36.3	Stories, oh, oh, oh, oh.
1:39.3	Stories are to blow your nut.
1:42.3	Stories are spin your guts,
1:46.0	as their jaw dropping.
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