Welcome to the Rupal's Drag Race Recap Show for Season 13 Episode 16, title, grand finale.

My name's Joe Batanz, and I am joined, as always, by one exhausted co-hosts.

From the podcast.

I'm saying.

From the podcast pod is my co-pilot. Please say, I'm Italian, and I like ass play.

To Taylor, the Lanteboy. Taylor, how could you say something so dirty on the finale of the Rupal's Drag Race Recap?

Well, I've just decided to let my hair down and just truly be me.

Truly be the me that I've been hiding for the last 15 episodes.

Exactly.

Well, that's why I would expect nothing less.

By the way, you know, Taylor, people don't know this. This is true. This is not a plug. I have,

to some degree, adult ADHD. So often when I'm on the show, that's what you just heard,

I have this thinking putty that I stretch between my hands and play with as I'm talking and listening. And it helped me concentrate, believe it or not.

Really? Uh-huh. And I play with it. I fit, you'll, people probably think I'm playing with a pen, but it's not, it's not on camera. But I'm playing with it. And it helps me listen and whatnot. And I'm glad that that's what you've been playing with for the last 16 episodes because I've been

worried and thought we were going to have to have an intervention.

Well, yeah.

I'm also doing that too, Taylor.

What I'm thinking about your sexy voice.

Actually, that putty is in fact your foreskin.

Yeah, I really is.

Which I've impressed how big he stretched it up to where I could see on the screen.

And that it's purple ink glittery.

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