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You thought you were going bald, so you were trying to get ahead of the game,

and be it not being an ordinary man.

Yeah, 2015 was when I shaved my head, because I've got a thinness on the crown,

totally normal for bloats, male pattern baldness, but I thought once that happens,

it's just a trajectory that it just gets worse and worse and worse, so I just got ahead of it,

I shaved it. On the day, I think it was on the day, I got a haircut, and then that evening,

I went out and bought some hair slippers and shaved my head. I paved it for five years,

like every few days, zeroes. No, number one I used to do.

And then, if I can join the lockdowns in pandemic, I thought I'd just grab that for a laugh,

and bloody found out I just didn't go bald in them five years.

It's just a contrast up into thinking I was bald.

It's not necessary, that was fantastic.

John, we described you as everybody's favourite giant on Reddit.

Is that, what's the problem? You think it's a little bit of a noise of frustration from that?

Yeah, because I think, essentially, we're overselling it now, and the expectations become

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