S13: WHM Mail Bag 1.19.23 - Car Accidents, Star Trek Cruises, and Somebody's Watching Steve!
We Hate Movies
WHM Entertainment
4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2023
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
We're opening up the Mail Bag for the first time in 2023!
On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang was live-streaming on the WHM YouTube channel, answering fan questions from the chat, telling random stories, and yes, reading fan letters on the air that they selected from the about-to-burst Mail Bag, including: a fella who nearly killed himself while driving and listening to WHM (a legit hazard, btw, please use caution), another person who acted like a total coward in a haunted hedge maze, a woman bothering Star Trek's Michael Dorn on a cruise, and one little old lady getting tossed around violently in a horrendous Regal 4DX screening!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head-gum forecast. |
| 0:30.0 | What's going on, everybody? Welcome to We8Movies mailbag. My name is Andrew Jupin. And thanks so much for tuning in live here on a YouTube channel. We're going to read some letters. We're going to ASIMCUSE. |
| 0:59.0 | And who knows, maybe depending upon the letters, we may be inspired to tell some embarrassing personal stories on the air. But I won't be doing it alone, of course. Let's bring in a couple of guys who are up to no good. |
| 1:12.0 | Starting to make trouble in this virtual neighborhood. We have Chris Cabin. |
| 1:16.0 | Oh, hi. Oh, hi. Hi, everybody. I was just scrolling everything. |
| 1:21.0 | You doing scrolling, dude? Yeah, it was, you know, more joy scrolling. You know, I don't feel so much doom, but more joy. You know, there's nice. I like that. Yeah, that's fine. You know, you know, it's mostly like movie shit on my thing anyway. So sure. Yeah. |
| 1:35.0 | Yeah, joy scrolling makes me think of a pornography and speaking of pornography, Eric Cisco. That's right. You're looking at jerk off instructions. Aren't you Chris? Oh, with the eye. I forgot. Yeah, I'm sorry. I've met joy. I've met the Y scrolling. But yeah, whoops, Eric's Eric site is known as joy scrolling with the eye. He's doing all kinds of instructions over there. |
| 1:56.0 | I don't learn how to put it together somehow, Chris. Oh, man, there's too many pieces in that Ikea set. Oh, gross. And anyway, speaking of instructors, the J master himself. You know, I'm you love him. Mr. Steven Saidak. |
| 2:11.0 | Oh, geez. No, these jerk off instructions. I just can't. I can't figure these things out. Like what am I? First of all, it says you need two people. Yeah, if it's the two cartoon characters, you need a friend to help. You need a buddy. |
| 2:23.0 | I just, I just, I can't. You play milk each other's face. Wow, man. That's one. That's one with the Umla on over. I do. Okay. Steve, I like that you stay with physical media. Yeah, just use the PDF. You got no, just as you are want to do. He need a fucking engineering degree to do this thing. |
| 2:44.0 | The jerk and often that's a very beautiful instruction manual to that one. That's right. So yeah, we are here to read some letters. Thank you so much for tuning in live. By the way, we got so many people here in the chat. You always love the chat. |
| 3:00.0 | And we hate movies live stream because you'll participate a lot, you know, hello, foul. Hello, Nate Voight. Hello, Jesse. |
| 3:08.0 | Like Ferranetti. You know, all these people. Look at this. Yeah. Hell yeah. Look at that. |
| 3:13.0 | We are for crispy critters. I'm wearing the Nathan Hamill designed crispy critters t-shirt. Very nice. That's right. Blake says all right for crispy critters. Honestly, if you're listening to this later after the fact an audio, check out the YouTube channel YouTube.com slash we hate movies. |
| 3:28.0 | To see us actually look at the jerk off instructions. Come on. It's a good site gag for jerk off instructions. |
| 3:38.0 | I mean, Steve's Steve's thing was very good. That's I didn't know Steve. I think you're going for like you were going over the script or something like that. But no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 3:47.0 | Free mode jerk off instructions prop comedy speaking of prop comedy seven days from tonight. What's going on? |
| 3:54.0 | Almost exactly at this a couple of almost entirely a one week away. We are going to be talking about Thor love and thunder. |
| 4:02.0 | Oh, yeah, look at that. It's so exciting. Beautiful. Beautiful art as always by Philippe Subrero. We don't say that enough. Not getting out of the park as usual. And it is. |
| 4:12.0 | Love and thunder. It is a kind of jerk off instruction. While you're watching it, you're thinking I could be home jerking off. |
| 4:19.0 | And that is essentially it is instructing you to go do that rather than continue watching this. |
| 4:24.0 | Don't don't you hate that when you go to the movies and the movies not that great. And then you're like, I could just be home jerking off. |
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