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We Hate Movies

S13: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (PREVIEW)

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

On this very special WLM edition of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the most overlooked and under-watched Trek film, Star Trek: The Motion Picture!

How amazingly (and eagerly) does Kirk totally screw over that turd, Captain Decker? Would Lieutenant Commander Sonak still be alive if Kirk hadn't bogarted the transporter controls and just let Rand do her job? Has there been better model work in any other Trek movie? And can we please bring back—RED ALERT! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content you cannot get anywhere else, hop over to our Patreon and sign up today!

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0:00.0

The whole engine ran, or a, a young man ran thing. It's like this great story where she

0:16.4

was a great story, but she was sexually assaulted by a paramount executive and kind of forced

0:20.7

out, iced out, and then I had a bunch of problems. But the great part of the story is that what

0:26.4

we call it, Shatner and Nimoy, really lobbied to get her in this movie and lobby together,

0:31.4

other stuff, just to get her, really just to get her checks, to help her through this

0:36.0

difficult time. And gracefully Whitney, by the way, the actress who played Yoman Ram.

0:40.3

Gracely Whitney. And it's like, what's my role in the movie? Oh, you kill somebody. Yep.

0:46.1

You are, you're like, you've been promoted from Yoman to like working in the transport

0:50.9

room. It's amazing. Yep. And then you murder two people due to incompetence in the most

0:56.6

terrific way possible. I mean, it's not her fault, but it is like holy shit. It's bad, man,

1:01.4

there's like, there's a malfunction with the enterprise transporter system. They're like

1:06.2

lose of the signal on these guys. It's a fucked up thing where Rand is like trying her best.

1:10.8

And then Kirk and Scotty are like standing behind her, just like, uh, get out of the fucking

1:16.3

way. And literally like push in front of her and Kirk's like taken over like, oh,

1:21.3

Starfleet boost whatever the fuck. And I'm like, what do you think she was doing?

1:25.2

Exactly. You're not doing anything different. You pick, uh, no, just so everyone knows

1:28.8

she was operating the controls, uh, not me. Oh, no, they're forming. Oh, no, it's too

1:33.3

late. You killed them. They died, dude, they're forming. And then so I was like, oh, my

1:39.3

god, that's Kirk. He's like, he's holding back vomit. And these things are screaming.

1:45.0

And then it's like, Starfleet, tell me you got them. And it says this dude, like, yeah,

1:50.4

uh, what got back to us, uh, didn't live long. And that's probably for their best.

1:55.6

Well, send my condolences to the families who wants lunch. I can't, I can't hear you

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