S13 Ep8: The Sin Eater's Buffet

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome, Dear Guest! We hope you're hungry for knowledge about getting others into Heaven by risking your own soul, because tonight, we have for you the complete telling of the life of a professional Sin Eater! Included in the telling are "scapegoats" and "whipping boys," with a dash of Holiday cheer brought to you by our own Eric & Jill, who have given Irma a very unique and befitting gift. Now, please saunter up to The Hospitality Tray, but maybe be a bit more choosy with your selections than usual, if you know what we mean...

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	Astonishing Legends Network
0:04.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:12.0	Welcome to the village is true.
0:40.3	I'm afraid it is, darling.
0:42.3	Which song was it this time?
0:45.3	Ugh, Jingle Bell Rock.
0:48.3	And how long did you tolerate it before you vomited?
0:51.3	Eight seconds.
0:55.3	Hmm.
0:57.8	And what will happen now?
1:04.3	A giant patch of unkillable poison ivy will grow, right on the spot.
1:08.0	Ah, well, congratulations.
1:13.6	Thanks. Thanks. congratulations thanks thanks greetings
1:18.6	greetings
1:22.6	hello right this way
1:26.6	how wonderful to see you. Oh, please don't worry about any snow on your boots or shoes too much, folks. The wolfpups will slurp it right up. Erma, don't you dare.
1:48.1	Irma never gets to play in the snow, you know.
1:51.3	It's not that we don't allow her to.
1:58.1	It's just that it curiously seems to melt away before it reaches her.
2:02.2	Oh, hello, dear Eric.
2:03.8	Yeah.
2:10.5	You've brought gifts that definitely aren't intended for Christmas.
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