S13 Ep681: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (with Ben Worcester)
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ 141 minutes
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Summary
The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes shopping this week as the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester to chat about the not-great comedy, Paul Blart: Mall Cop! Why is 90% of this film’s comedy just poking fun at Kevin’s weight? Is Paul Blart a perfect Todd Solondz character? And is there anything more dated in this film than all the Segway comedy? Maybe the playing of Rock Band? PLUS: Much praise for the underrated teen comedy, Angus!
Paul Blart: Mall Cop stars Kevin James, Keir O’Donnell, Jayma Mays, Raini Rodriguez, Shirley Knight, Steve Rannazzisi, Peter Garety, Bobby Cannavale, and Adam Ferrara as Sergeant Howard; directed by Steve Carr.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:06.0 | This week on the program it's like diehard in a mall with total idiots. |
| 0:10.6 | It's Paul Blart-Malkop. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm Andrew Jupin. |
| 0:13.6 | Steven Siddak. |
| 0:14.6 | Eric Blart. |
| 0:15.6 | Chris Kavin. |
| 0:16.6 | Ben Blart. |
| 0:17.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:18.6 | A Blart brother. |
| 0:19.6 | Oh shit. |
| 0:20.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.6 | And we. |
| 0:22.6 | Hate movies. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:50.8 | Welcome to the fine program as always. |
| 0:53.0 | The summer blockbuster extravaganza continues this week with Paul Blart-Malkop. |
| 0:58.2 | And I know what you're thinking at home. |
| 1:00.2 | It was released in January, which you are right now. |
| 1:03.2 | However, thanks a lot, America. |
| 1:05.2 | This was a major, major motion. |
| 1:08.2 | Because I hit over a hundred million dollars. |
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