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We Hate Movies

S13 Ep680: Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

The Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza goes to Red Alert for this special Emergency Episode all about the brand-new Transformers motion picture, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts! Caution: if you have not yet seen this movie, we’re talking a blue streak about it this week, so yes, spoilers abound! Hey, why do these Maximals have hair? Why does Unicron look like a giant chocolate starfish? Who can we thank for the awesome soundtrack? Why didn’t they realize that Dominique Fishback’s character isn’t addressed by name until 30 minutes into the film? And wow, that giant cloud of smoke over Manhattan sure was prescient, wasn’t it? PLUS: Unicron gets the wrong Burger King order from Grub Hub!

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts stars Anthony Ramos, Dominique Fishback, Luna Lauren Vélez, Tobe Nwigwe, Michael Kelly, and the voices of Ron Perlman, Peter Dinklage, Michelle Yeoh, Pete Davidson, Liza Koshy, John Dimaggio, David Soblolov, Michaela Jaé Rodriguez, Colman Domingo, Cristo Fernández, Tongayi Chirisa, and the legendary Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime; directed by Steven Caple Jr.

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:06.4

This week on the program, get ready for Pete Davidson by the barrel folk, because we're

0:10.4

talking Transformers colon rise of the beast.

0:13.8

I'm Andrew Jupin.

0:14.9

I'm Steven Sadeck from the Bronx, which is about 40 minutes away from Brooklyn.

0:19.2

Eric Siska Brooklyn, baby.

0:23.7

Chris the rise of the cabin.

0:29.9

And we hate movies.

1:00.9

Hello, everyone.

1:01.9

Welcome to We Hate Movies.

1:02.9

Thank you for tuning into this video.

1:04.9

Oh my God.

1:05.9

Oh my God.

1:07.9

Folks, you can feel the excitement in the air.

1:10.6

We are here doing an emergency broadcast episode had to happen.

1:14.4

Had to happen.

1:15.4

Keeping the tradition up here.

1:16.4

What?

1:17.4

Brooklyn.

1:18.4

Brooklyn.

1:19.4

It's not a tradition.

1:20.4

Brooklyn.

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