S13 Ep679: The NeverEnding Story
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2023
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
For the kick-off of the 2023 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the guys are racing to save the land of Fantasia with a convo about the popular 1980s children’s film, The NeverEnding Story! Who is the bigger Disgusting Shit Boy (DSB) here, Bastian or Atreyu? How much does Bastian’s rotten father hate his little bookworm guts? And why didn’t they just fork over the cash and actually cast Ernest Borgnine to voice Falkor? PLUS: Freddy Krueger works as the janitor at Bastian’s school!
The NeverEnding Story stars Garret Oliver, Gerald McRaney, Thomas Hill, Deep Roy, Tilo Prückner, Moses Gunn, Sydney Bromley, Tami Stronach, and Noah Hathaway as Atreyu; directed by Wolfgang Petersen.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | This week on the program, it's the Battle of the Disgusting Shipboys as a Treyew faces |
| 0:10.3 | off against Bastion in the Never Ending story. |
| 0:14.1 | Ah, Manjoo Luckdragon. |
| 0:15.8 | I was dying horse! |
| 0:18.3 | Eric Disgusting Shipboyska, I'm eating some limestone here, no crack robin. |
| 0:25.8 | What do we hate movies? |
| 0:55.8 | Hello everyone, welcome to We Hate Movies, thank you for tuning into the fine program |
| 1:02.2 | and welcome to the start of the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza 2023. |
| 1:08.4 | And we should say, just we'd like to get out in front of this every year. |
| 1:12.8 | It's just a title we put on things, it doesn't mean a god damn thing. |
| 1:16.9 | I don't know when this movie came out and I don't give a shit, except that it was 1984 |
| 1:21.6 | and it was directed. |
| 1:23.1 | The English language debut of the late great Wolfgang Peterson. |
| 1:28.2 | Oh yeah. |
| 1:29.2 | The big guy. |
| 1:30.2 | Coming off Dossaboot, he did this, which was incredible, quite a tonne shift. |
| 1:34.7 | By the way, April, this came out in April in West Germany to all of our German listeners, |
| 1:39.2 | but to all of our Americans July 20th, so we're going to do summer here, we're deep |
| 1:44.6 | in the summer here, man. |
| 1:45.6 | One for one, fellas. |
| 1:47.3 | We're not going to date court, we're going to date court on another one of these, I'm sure |
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