So he goes and gets fucked up to space. Yeah. This dude, this grandfather's like, oh my god, my grandson was a doctor

I'm sure he's going to the cops as a fucking date line specials about this case.

Absolutely dude, because it is 1988 and we were obsessed with that shit exactly who snatched Peter Quill.

Oh well, it's devil worshippers snatched Peter Quill. I have to take it back then. He's not committing suicide.

He's right in the convention circuit all the way out. Yeah, he's writing a really solid book about it.

Oh, he's acting, he's acting out the reenactments for Unsolved Mysteries. He's acting out on stage.

He's a traveling show. Because that did happen on Unsolved Mysteries. You recall the original run of Unsolved Mysteries.

He's got the choice. They gave you the option of playing in the reenactment, which is so twisted but so cool.

Peter Quill, a so distraught that his mother died. All of a sudden her grandfather couldn't find him.

I would love it. This is what the act of killing was too.

But I want him and he comes back for that infinity word. Give grandpa a call like, hey man,

just an FYI. I know it's been 28 years or whatever. But like, I'm totally alive and I was never diddled.

See, you want it though? He might have been diddled on that shit.

Yeah, I don't know why. Some of them fucking space-pired. These ravages, dude.

You got to have a diddler on board that shit. They're called ravages for crying out loud.

Exactly. Which is space. It's space talk for diddler.

Yeah, it is. And who knows what the age of consent is on that planet?

No, it's nothing. Whatever Yondu's feeling that day.

Here's the thing though. I would love it if the grant, because the grandfather is still in the hospital

and everything when Peter runs out and is a premo, premo timing by Yondu and the gang.

Oh yeah, I'm getting happy. But if the grandfather came out and he was like,

Biff see in the flying door. Oh, yeah.

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