S13 Ep666: The Covenant
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2023
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Summary
On the devilish 666th episode of the show, the guys are wrapping up Listener Request Month chatting about the absolutely horrendous witchcraft-centric teen action movie, The Covenant! How did they not have a single scene of this paranormal high school movie set in the school's lunch room? What are the parameters of these guys’ witch powers? What is with this energy suck idea? And how awful is that Harry Potter joke? PLUS: Tune in to these incredible new TLC reality shows, DILF Den and Mint Swap!
The Covenant stars Steven Strait, Laura Ramsey, Sebastian Stan, Chase Crawford, Toby Hemingway, Jessica Lucas, Kyle Schmid, Wendy Crewson, Stephen McHattie, Kenneth Walsh, and Taylor Kitsch as Pogue Parry; directed by Renny Harlin.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Hey gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies live appearances in this one. |
| 0:21.0 | We better get your holiday code on because it's not happened until December. |
| 0:26.0 | We're so excited. It's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy, only you. |
| 0:31.0 | Jersey City's beautiful white Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast. |
| 0:34.0 | And we're going to be talking about a Christmas movie, Eric Siska. |
| 0:38.0 | What is that movie? |
| 0:39.0 | Oh my god. |
| 0:40.0 | It is the Santa Claus, the original film. |
| 0:44.0 | Not, wait, is it original yet? |
| 0:46.0 | It's original. |
| 0:47.0 | The first one. |
| 0:48.0 | Tim Allen, yes. |
| 0:49.0 | Finds a fat, so false office roof. |
| 0:50.0 | Yep. |
| 0:51.0 | We're going to be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in Anthony. |
| 0:55.0 | Why do you go home? |
| 0:56.0 | I mean, it's a dentally lives in infamy. |
| 0:59.0 | We were just we're at the side of it. |
| 1:01.0 | We're adding to the infamy. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, it's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City. |
| 1:08.0 | And this is what it's come down to folks. |
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