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We Hate Movies

S13 Ep662: WLM - The Man Who Would Be King (PREVIEW)

We Hate Movies

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

On this month’s Patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about John Huston’s Rudyard Kipling adaptation, The Man Who Would Be King! How wild is Michael Caine’s makeup for the bookends of this film? Has Connery’s butt ever looked better on screen? And wow, what a WILD—for the sake of the widow's son! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with a massive library of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon!

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And also like the smell of watermelon is delightful. I was like, we were at the nick game

0:19.3

the other day. Some fucking asshole next to me ordered two cheese sticks and my god. I

0:24.9

was even the shitty Matt Madden square guard. Did you throw him out and say I hope you break

0:29.0

a dirty net. I wish we were the moving trade card. I wish I had the gun to throw him in

0:34.7

and his girlfriend down. Here's the thing. And I said this at the game. OJU sauce does not

0:41.5

belong at Madison Square Garden. You are not watching a basketball game with concessions

0:46.3

that require OJU. Well, the thing is we've been we've been going off off the deep end with

0:51.2

what kind of foods are available. Yeah, honestly, like even just the multiplex. It's like

0:55.9

people walking around with a whole fucking pizza or whatever. Oh, it's too much. You can

1:00.9

get a fucking bond me at AMC now. I just tired of this stuff. You know, a nice watermelon.

1:07.4

Now we're freshening up the car. But no, sorry. There's a reason why watermelon is used

1:12.9

as air fresheners and a fucking pepperoni pizza. Well, great. They've heard your complaints

1:18.6

at tonight is watermelon day. And here come the seeds. Exactly. Oh, the 13th annual Gallagher

1:28.5

night here at Madison Square Garden. We're giving out mallets. Here's your mallet. Yeah,

1:36.1

I cost us billions. The first 10,000 people get a mallet. I miss you so much. I will remember

1:46.1

you. So yeah, he kicks him out. No, here we go. That's it. I just want to get to. He's

1:56.0

in hell too. Also, so he doesn't kill. He doesn't kill him. Look, I didn't care technically,

2:03.2

but he will stop to death. Eventually, that man will stop that. Don't worry. We're

2:07.8

on dead. We'll find now. Don't you worry? And he's like, okay, he does realize, oh,

2:14.4

what my watch went to mission before, you know, so he like he realizes it. Yep. He

2:19.4

knows what's up. And he's like, oh, yeah, you know, I didn't knew you're a Mason. So blah,

2:22.9

blah. Oh, you're part of the brotherhood. There's like the whatever handshake and the widows

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