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Hello, welcome to the Egg Chasers Rugby podcast, the podcast about rugby that doesn't take the game,

or itself too seriously, or its introductions, it would seem.

I'm J.B. here with Phil, hello, Phil. Hello, Jim. And would seem. I'm J.B.

Here with Phil. Hello, Phil.

Hello, J.B. And with Tim. Hello, J.B. Very short shorts you're wearing this evening, Javier. Oh, they are, aren't they? Look at that. Flying blind. Flying blind. Have no idea when the theme tune came in then. I'm sat dead opposite you. I hope you have got underwear on underneath those very short shorts. I have not actually.

These are a... Gibraltar training company shorts.

We're going to have a partridge situation. you. I hope you have got underwear on underneath those very short shorts. I have not actually. These are a Gibraltar Training Company shorts.

We're going to have a partridge situation. The underplant lining has perished.

These are from Gibraltar Trading Company. They're absolutely exceptional. And they look like

running shorts, but they're meant to be worn with no boxes. So they're like sort of double

hold. I think they're actually meant to be worn by a nine, a 1980s adult film star. That's exactly what. Well, these are actually leoncloth. And these are leopard prints. And these are leopard print, of course. Double hold. It was that a thing back in the day where oil tankers were getting washed up on... Why do oil tankers not get washed up on shore anymore? That used to happen all the time. I seem as a kid, like every other week there was an oil tanker wrecked in Scotland. Oh, dark. Yeah. Can you... There you go. You're going to in. No, no, no. And again, you need to sort that lead. I'm out? I'm I in? There you're in. There we go. Yeah. Can you... There you go. You're in. No, no.

No. And again, you need to sort that lead.

I'm out.

Am I in?

There you go.

There we go.

Yeah.

There we go.

Yeah.

There we go.

Yeah.

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