Hello and welcome to this.

It is the Egg Chasers Rugby podcast, the podcast about rugby that doesn't take itself all the games.

I'm J.B., here in the Rugby Dungeon.

I'm only joined by everyone.

We're all back.

We're all back together.

For the first time since July the 13th, I think it was. We were last sat here altogether. God, I feel like Nigel Ray welcoming back Owen Farrell. Been away so long, son. You're back. Tell me what I'm talking about. Owen Farrell. Do you know what I feel and what I really truly feel?

After the last week's podcast, we owe everyone a massive apology.

A massive apology because it was substandard.

I feel three of us are basically Owen Farrell, Sir Cleese and Stuart Lancaster,

looking around doing, are we not very good at this?

We've been told we're good at this.

And this is what we've done.

We've lost our seventh game in a row against some top 14 minnow.

Perpinion who've just done us at home.

Yeah, Dennis at home.

And we're just sitting around going, what happened?

Like, what actually happened?

I know, because the annoying part of that was with the sound quality, you're right, being substandard and I echo your apology, but the annoying part about that is last week was one of those weeks where no one else even bothered. I mean, people generally aren't bothering to podcast. We shouldn't have bothered. We recorded for an hour and a half for whatever it was. We were the only rugby podcast out there doing anything. We showed up. We collected our paychecks just like some big name players. And we went home. That's all we did. Mailed it in. The combined salary of those three, the Rassing Metro salary, was probably 2 million euros. About that. Something in the region between the three of them? About that. Similar to our podcast. Who would be who in that mix, by the way? Oh, shotgun Lancaster. Okay, Phil, is Stuart Lancaster. I guess I can't be safe. You'd be fast out of that one. Who would you want to be? You love a high shot. Yeah. I think who would rather be rather than all those boys.

You can't be Colise.

So you would be...

I'm going to have to be Farrell.

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