My fellow Americans, it's Eric Erickson, here from God's Country, the governor's mansion in Austin, Texas, surrounded by commies and hippies in Austin, who have all taken up hole here to avoid God's country that's right beyond the city limits of Austin here for the University of Georgia

at University of Texas football game although I can't stay for the game I just assume like I mean

surely I can pull connections and get great tickets every single person in America

apparently wanted to come to this game and if I wanted to pay $20,000 I could find a ticket

but my wife would then bury me in the backyard.

We also have family obligations this weekend.

She was threatening to dig a hole and put me under Quick Creed and Roses.

So I will go home and not see a game, but I'm here for the tailgate party.

The governor of Texas apparently has impressive tailgate parties, and I will be here for one.

And at some point, I got to find a place that has Shinerbach on tap and sit down and have tacos and beer in Austin, Texas, because that's what you have to do when you come to Austin, Texas, according to my buddy Chip Roy. So in any event, I'm here. We've had the governors of both states on. They were not able to trash talk each other, sadly, because one was here in person, the other by phone, but it's okay.

Now, as promised, we have to talk about Donald Trump last night. Here's the problem. This is the ultimate problem for progressives. They don't have a sense of humor.

They don't like Donald Trump.

The Washington Post headline literally is Trump delivers profane below the belt digs at Catholic charity banquet.

He did say the S word and he said it wasn't a joke.

It was about Bill de Blasio that he actually did a poop job as mayor of New York.

That wasn't in the speech.

That was just the truth.

Everybody laughed.

It was actually a funny moment, but the Democrats lack any sort of sense of humor.

And so they couldn't find any humor in anything. The crowd, by the way, there were Democrats on stage who were muffling their laughter.

Chuck Schumer looked miserable trying to hold in his laugh.

She's like, I can't laugh at this joke about Doug Hemhoff, this joke in particular.

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