Okay. Three, two, one.

Pact.

Hello and welcome to this.

This is the Egg Chasers Rugby podcast, the podcast about rugby.

It doesn't take itself all the games too seriously.

I'm J.B. here in the Rugby Dungeon with Phil.

Hello, J.B.

Oh, hello, Phil. How are you?

This is, I think, the fifth time that we've now done this.

I want to. For the fifth time, I'm very good, thank you, mate. How are you?

I want to punch people in the face. I just want to. There's only one of the person here in this room, which is a problem for me. And I've never wanted to punch you in the face, and I still don't.

But if there was anyone else here, I'd just be slamming my fist over and over into her face.

And it wouldn't be you either, Tim.

But how are you over in South Africa? Well, I'm glad I'm not there. But just to peel back the curtain a little bit, we, that's, that's just taken an hour and 45 minutes to actually get the podcast to start. Oh, it has, hasn't it?

No, but, well, I mean, that would be a shortish pod for us, an hour and 45, but that's

how long it's taken.

Oh, no.

But we're already flagging.

So it's going to be, and, and like, like this year's Hineken Cup, it's only just started

and it's already flagging.

That is exactly how this podcast.

You've just mentioned, you just said Hineken Cup, which has made me feel even worse because I long

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