There is a place that is spoken about only in whispers, a dark area that spawns the beginnings of urban legends,

a place where anything can happen and usually does.

During the light of day, it hides just outside of you, but when the sun goes down, spirits, creatures of the night,

Rome free and things do go bump in the night.

It is in every state and every country and there is no escaping it.

No matter how safe you are behind your locked doors and latched windows.

So we invite you to turn down the lights and turn up your radio while we join Dave Schrader and Tim Dennis, your hosts, on a journey into the darkness,

on the edge of town.

Welcome in everybody to the Saturday edition of, of course, the Saturday edition.

The first time you're hearing my dulcet, pre-pubescent tones since last week,

unless you're listening to midnight in the desert.

This is the Saturday edition of Beyond the Darkness, a supernatural news and perisher edition.

Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, good night, Tim Dennis,

a filling in for Dave Schrader who is on a plane on his way back from Romania, where he was conquering Romans.

That's my understanding that there are Romans in Romania.

If you don't believe me, fight me. That's what I'm saying.

Right now, as we speak on Skype, I have brought back the lovely, the talented, much, much talented,

and Mally Fox to help me out with supernatural news. Hi, Mally.

Hi.

How are you?

I'm good. Thank you for having me again.

Well, thank you for being back. I told you that, and the people have spoken. They want you back as well.

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