S13 Ep 705: The Old Man on Dartmoor and Celebrating London

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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David kicks things off by telling Joe about the lovely old man he met walking on Dartmoor the other day. But also how the man thought David was about 57, which didn’t go down so well. This leads both David and Joe to talking about their aging and looking older too. Then it’s onto old jobs and the time David worked as a runner in Soho - and how David really does’t like London. So there’s lots of chat about David’s many issues with the city and how he was pretty scared of Plumstead when he lived there. But eventually, after talking through the pros and cons, both of them realise that they actually quite like London and decide to celebrate it instead. Well, celebrate bits of it at least. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Monopoly game at McDonald's is back.
0:02.0	Play today with the Philly Cheese Stack
0:04.0	so you can enjoy two beef patties,
0:06.0	crispy grilled onions and a melted cheddar cheese sauce.
0:09.0	Go on, it's your go.
0:11.0	For 11am until the 21st of October,
0:14.0	participating in restaurants, subject to availability at may be required.
0:17.0	18 plus, UK, see at Drules.co.com. Morning.
0:40.3	Morning.
0:57.0	Morning.
0:58.0	How are you?
1:00.0	Yeah, all right. How are you?
1:02.0	Oh, um, all right, yeah.
1:04.0	Shattered.
1:05.0	Yeah, I am.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	Oh.
1:08.0	You thinking about the person saying the lazy? Yeah.
1:13.8	You thinking about the person saying the lazy?
1:15.9	No, I wasn't actually.
1:17.0	No.
1:17.9	I was.
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