S13 Ep 703 Listener’s Mailbag: A Cross Cleaner and Bus Driver Quips

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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In today’s Mailbag we have messages about a Chatabiscuit boyfriend, lots more funny names, getting told off by a no-nonsense cleaner at work, cheeky house viewings (from the owner's perspective), a pretty lame dating prank and a collection of superb pre-prepared quips used by a bus driver. Lovey stuff! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Monopoly game at McDonald's is back.
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0:40.3	The Yeah, it's email time now.
1:04.0	That's who the time is right now.
1:08.0	We're opening up all of the old emails now I wonder who has emailed in now
1:15.6	and Craig and Stu have emailed in now and Sally too is emailed in now and John and Barbara
1:24.1	and Michael's email and Pete email I've emailed in now
1:30.3	Oh, oh, we gotta read them out
1:33.3	Oh, oh, we're gonna read them out
1:37.3	Oh, oh, we gotta read them out
1:41.3	Oh, oh, we gotta read them out Oh, oh, oh, we're gonna read them out oh oh we're gonna read them out
1:45.0	oh oh oh we're gonna read them out oh oh oh we're gonna read about Hi.
2:09.2	Okay, the first mail bag I see in amongst thousands of one in a million.
2:16.1	This is a problem.
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