S13 Ep 690: One In A Million

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Following Joe’s recent story about the girl he saw on Brighton beach appearing in the newspaper the following day and his idea to find more ‘one in a million’ stories, David put a message on Patreon about it and loads of response have already been sent in. So sit back and relax as we read out a wonderful selection of your amazing stories of bizarre flukes, chance encounters and very strange co-incidences. And also some not so good ones too - enjoy! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠[email protected]⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Hi.
0:38.3	Hi. What a super little text to receive. I've got the small head.
0:41.3	Oh, that's...
0:43.3	Welcome to one in the million.
0:47.3	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:50.3	Oh dear.
0:59.0	Did this wind go out of my sales?
0:59.7	No, it didn't.
1:00.2	I laughed.
1:01.8	Really?
1:03.0	It did go out of his sales a bit?
1:05.4	Well, I thought you're going to go something mental after the last night.
1:07.1	No.
1:07.6	It's good fun.
1:08.3	It's our new section called One in a Million.
1:10.7	Definitely had anyone right in, though, have we? Yes, we have. I put a thing on Patreon and we've had tens upon tens. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to, I don't know, I thought you might have gone to the internet or something. So I put a thing on Patreon. Oh, fuck. Check the that. Check the email within 10 minutes. Suddenly we got 15.1 and a million sent in. Okay. So I obviously thought we've struck gold with a new idea. Nice feeling, isn't it? Well, I haven't read about it yet. But you go, I don hold on like a bit of a little section here
1:44.6	is this another moment
1:45.6	well I started thinking about
1:46.6	new podcasts
1:47.4	and I thought
1:47.8	oh the ass is falling out
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