Hello, this is Joe. Welcome to The Monday Vault. In this episode, James, our editor,

just putting whatever old apps out randomly. I don't know if it's going to be any good or shit.

But that's the chances you take. Some of them from the past are a bit. Anyway. Cheers.

Cheers! from the past for a bit. Anyway. Cheers. I'm. Hi, how are you?

Yeah, what always happens with the first time you connect?

I don't know it's my cable.

It really is your cable. It's not a, uh, I'm not doing it to annoy you. It's my cable. It doesn't annoy me. Good morning Shastavix. Chassabiscuits. Today's breakfast food is a tasty, lincolnshire sausage, sausage from Palmer's of Tavistock, the butchers you can trust. Oh, that's weird. I was going to suggest we practice doing adverts because on our last podcast, we were asked to record a few podcast adverts, and we couldn't do it. We were asked to do what? You know where you have to read out a podcast advert.

On gossipmongers, you can say the name.

Oh yeah, I know it's tarnished, but you can say the name.

But I feel there's cross-pollination, David.

Yeah, okay.

An unhealthy cross-pollination.

Yeah, but we can never read them out, could we?

Weirdly, I'm looking at myself on Zoom rather than you.

I don't usually do that.

Yeah, I wonder why you had your tongue on.

Yeah.

I don't usually do that.

I was just looking at myself.

Licking your lips.

I was really taken in by myself.

I quite like yourself this morning.

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