S12 Ep8: Malevolent Mermaids PLUS! A Sample of Stefan's Story

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Whether you can swim or not, Dear Guest, you're still in grave danger of tonight's maelstrom of moist monsters: The Malevolent Mermaids! Your Hell or high water host has 3 waterlogged, brutal beauties to share with you. So put your water wings on and hope for the best! You'll also be pleased to hear that tonight's soaking wet sponsor is The Evil Witches Yacht Club! (glub, glub)
**BONUS! Sample of Stefan Strangeways’ Story

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	Astonishing Legends Network.
0:04.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:12.0	Welcome to the Midnight Library. Do not come in here with
0:30.7	Do not come in here with wet paws like that before our guests arrive.
0:42.6	Madam, our guests have seen the wolfpup's footprints countless times.
0:48.0	They won't even notice a set that's a little larger.
0:52.1	Mr. Darling, the wolfpup's prints are abnormally large,
0:57.3	but yours are the size of dessert plates.
1:01.3	Yes, I'm rather proud of my big feet.
1:07.7	Oh, so you don't mind if our guests suspect that there's a giant wild beast loose in the library, making them less likely to wander off?
1:19.6	I'll call a maid with a wiper rug. Oh my. Oh my.
1:33.3	Please, everyone, take a moment to thoroughly dry your boots and drain your umbrellas, won't you please?
1:42.3	We have several stands here in the foyer just for such instances, like this.
1:50.8	Yes.
1:52.9	Oh, good evening, Paul.
1:56.2	Yes, I am aware of the torrential downpours.
2:06.6	There's flooding, too.
2:11.2	I mean, yes, I rather expected it, dear Paul, to be honest.
2:19.3	How good it is to see you.
2:22.3	I'll explain more once everyone's seated.
2:26.3	The reading room will wait a moment, folks, so don't worry. There we are.
2:38.0	Everyone seated, everyone comfy.
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