S12 Ep614: WLM - Jurassic Park (PREVIEW)

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🗓️ 2 June 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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On this month's WLM, the guys are chatting about one of the all-time great Steve Spielberg classics, Jurassic Park! How out-of-this-world excellent is this John Williams score? Does it get any better than Goldblum and that open shirt? And would it have killed them to make it just the slightest bit—::DINOSAUR ROAR::! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!

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0:00.0	It's funny to me when I think about like what I find terrifying about it.
0:23.1	One of the things I find terrifying about it is just the whole like Spielberg thinking
0:26.8	like, oh, you know what? Someone stand behind the wall out of camera range and we'll just pick
0:31.6	this guy up. Yes. And that's the dinosaur picking him up. Yes. That's brutal as fuck.
0:37.2	Well, you know, it's your raptor until 90 minutes into the movie. The rabbit is the shark.
0:41.2	Yes. And it's so cool because I mean, here's the thing. My job. Hey, man, it's Costa Rica. I got
0:49.1	it. Got your really cool gig. It's a new factory over there. Oh, what do they do? Don't worry about it.
0:54.4	Listen, you can take any job they but stay away from gatekeeper. Gate manager. That's fine.
1:02.2	Yep. Haller. That's fine. Just stay away from gatekeeper. I don't want to be pusher either
1:08.1	because it's like pushing team. Come on in. And it's like basically, it's a fucking raptor out of
1:14.1	a cage on a fucking on a fork lift. It gets only so far. Yep. And then it's like, hey,
1:19.8	dudes, second team coming in and manually push this thing. I don't think so. The scariest job
1:26.1	is the guy who's lifting the door. Yeah. That's the gatekeeper. That's gatekeeper. Oh, it's okay.
1:30.8	Because there's no, there's no safety harness. There's no nothing. Just pull this huge heavy
1:36.8	door up. The benefits for that role must be incredible. They must get a death clause that
1:42.3	worth fucking two mill stock options. Yeah, yeah. Total stock options. And the problem is like,
1:47.2	hey, he's probably not going to pay that well and be like, it's not, it doesn't sound that cool
1:52.1	in the bar. You know what I mean? We're trying to get laid like, you know, on the raptor's gatekeeper.
1:57.7	Like, the fuck is that? What is that? Oh, my God. Hey, Lisa, this guy just tried to pick me up,
2:03.6	say these the raptor's gatekeeper. The fuck is that? Oh, wait, you're a dinosaur trainer?
2:09.2	Oh, yeah. Goddamn it. Goddamn it. You know, dangerous fucking gate is.
2:13.7	Oh, you just drive the van with the dinosaur crate on it. He doesn't even fucking train them.
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