S12 EP32: Hal Cruttenden

Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe

Keep It Light Media / Spotify Studios

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.8 • 19.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) it's the brilliant comedian, actor and presenter - Hal Cruttenden HAL CRUTTENDEN: CAN DISH IT OUT BUT CAN’T TAKE IT Tickets and dates available at: halcruttenden.com Parenting Hell is available to watch on Spotify every Tuesday and Friday. Please subscribe and leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xxx If you want to get in touch with the show with any correspondence, kids intro audio clips, small business shout outs, and more.... here's how: EMAIL: Hello@lockdownparenting.co.uk Follow us on instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@parentinghell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com A 'Keep It Light Media' Production (Copyright 2026) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Heda, it's your big McDonald's hunger calling, and it's not just any kind of hunger.
0:04.9	It's the kind that calls for big arch.
0:07.0	Start with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and big arch sauce.
0:10.3	Oh, and don't forget those crispy onions.
0:12.6	Hungry? You are now.
0:16.6	Saved from 11am, subject to availability.
0:18.7	Price and participation may vary.
0:22.6	Hello, you're listening to Parent in Hell with...
0:25.4	Mommy?
0:26.4	Yes.
0:27.1	Can you say Rob Beckett?
0:29.7	Bob Beckett.
0:31.4	And can you say Josh Whitakam?
0:34.0	Josh Whittickham.
0:35.7	Well done.
0:36.7	Oh, thank you. And Posey. How old are you? I'm nearly five, but that's the school on paris. But how old are you today? Sure, but tomorrow I'll be fine. Tomorrow you'll be fine. Oh. Ah. Do you know what? They flipped it on its head.
0:54.9	They completely made that their own. I like it. I'm on guard. I think if you're going to do a cover. I can't ever abide cover versions that are similar to them. No, exactly. What is the point? Speed it up or slow it down. Or fuck off. Put some horns on it. Put some horns on it. This is posing.
1:11.1	Slay bells, not even a Christmas one.
1:13.3	I like that as well because the kids sounded young and cute, but also a bit like a 19-year-old that's been in Ibiza for three days. Do you know what? I'd like to ask people, I want you to do it with your 16-year-old or 15-year-old children and see how they sound when you make
1:29.6	them do this.
1:30.3	Oh, brilliant.
1:30.9	Let's do it with tea.
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