S12 Ep2: A Belfry of Bats!

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Welcome bat lovers! And future bat lovers! We have great faith that once you get to know bats... well, you'll find they're even more creepy and mysterious than you imagined. Please swoop down on The Hospitality Tray to snap up your treats and find your favorite seat because tonight it's all about The Goth Butterflies of the Night, BATS!

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	The following legends network.
0:07.6	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:13.4	Welcome to the Midnight Library. Madam, Irma's bat was swimming in my water bowl.
0:43.3	Well, she's only a bumblebee bat.
0:46.3	I'm glad you didn't swallow her.
0:49.3	I'm glad, too. I might have had my muzzle stun.
0:57.3	Bumblebee bats don't have stingers.
1:01.9	The ones belonging to ancient preschooler demons do.
1:04.1	Oh, right.
1:19.6	I forgot. Good evening.
1:23.6	Yes, how wonderful to see you.
1:27.9	Oh, please keep up with Mr. Darling as you come through.
1:30.7	He's quite quick, I know.
1:35.3	Uh, greetings, Miss Emma Grace.
1:37.6	How are you? You want to give me something.
1:43.0	Um, um, here in the main hall.
1:48.9	What?
1:49.9	A jar of live bugs.
1:53.8	Um, for a spell, Miss Emma Grace.
1:57.7	Oh, oh, for the bats. Of course. I didn't know what you were quite up to, my dear. Oh, absolutely. I'll take them and keep them on my side table for tonight's reading. How sweet.
2:19.3	Yeah.
2:20.3	You'd like the jar back.
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