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The The It was the night before Christmas and all through the house.

I heard a creature stirring, I hope that's a mouse.

Good stories I've chosen, selected with care. Heart a creature stirring, and I hope that's a mouse.

Good stories I've chosen selected with care.

In hopes that they'll give you all a good scare.

And like children, we lay all snug in our bed when we listen to stories of demons and dread.

Welcome all, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to each and everyone.

I'm Derek Hayes, and I will be your ghost of Christmas past, present, and future here this evening.

And I've assembled something a little special to celebrate the holiday season.

An episode that's exclusively holiday themed.

Now I pulled some of your holiday submissions or winter related calls as a little gift

to you all.

And as a bonus gift, I can tell you, this episode is definitely going to run long.

So I hope you're bundled up.

I hope you're snuggled next to the fire.

And I hope you enjoy this year's Monsters Among Us holiday special.

And to kick us off, we begin with Mike from parts on now.

Hey Derek, this is Mike from New York. So I'm calling you with a holiday story or perhaps a holiday adjacent one.

This isn't like holiday themed exactly, but it took place

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