Greetings America. I hope you still have all your fingers, hands, and legs from exploding fireworks.

The full number here, 877-37-425, delighted to have you with me. My goodness, gracious.

I hope you had a great Fourth of July. Good Independence Day.

Listening to all the... It's sad that there are people in

this country who, if they don't get what they want, they suddenly hate the country as

opposed to loving it for what it is. The phone number again, 877-97-9-7-3-7-4-25.

Let us begin, please, with, well, the salacious story of the day.

I suspect none of you are surprised to learn they found cocaine at the White House.

The only question is, where was Hunter Biden?

It doesn't appear to be his, and I'll tell you how I know. So I have been to the White

House on a number of occasions. And when you go into the West Wing, you go in through a side

door. You don't go in through the main door where the Marine is, typically. Now, you can, depending on how they arrange it, but typically what happens is you come

in through the side door.

And even if you do come in through the front door, you're led over to the side where

there are these boxes, these secure cubby holes, essentially, and you're assigned one.

And you're inside the building but you're not

where you're going to be bothering anybody. It's kind of a lobby reception area off to the side.

It's wood paneling. You got these wood boxes and you are required to put your cell phone

in one of the boxes. And if I remember right, they give you a little fob that can open the box so it's secure. And you keep this little thing with you. And then when you go back, you put it back in the box and you get your phone. And I may be misremembering that. It may not lock, but I think they lock and they give you like a little key or a little fob that opens the box. But nonetheless, I've been there.

I had lunch several years ago with Vice President Pence in the President's dining room

and took my son on a tour once the president was visiting with the Pakistani Prime Minister.

And my son at the time, Young was able to run around it was kind of funny

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