S12 Ep 614: Saying Hi To Colin Jackson

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Joe’s been filming in Manchester for the past few days and with so much going on there, he wants to use today’s episode to tell David everything that’s happened. Well, that was the plan. But when he kicks things off with an embarrassing story about saying hello to Olympic-star Colin Jackson in his hotel restaurant, things very quick get de-railed. After a bit of digging from David, it turns out Joe’s insecurities about turning 50 are far from over and the dissecting of that takes up most of the rest of the show. Then, in a shock announcement to end things on, David reveals that he wants to start do stand-up again. We certainly didn’t see that one coming! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠[email protected]⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:53.7	Music I'm Hi.
1:28.3	Hi. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Right. As I was saying to you,
1:30.3	I've got a lot to talk about today.
1:33.3	I think it's too much.
1:35.3	I think you'll do a lot of,
1:37.3	hold on, go back, wait, this should be a whole lap.
1:43.3	But the idea of this episode wait, this should be a whole leap.
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