S12 Ep 613: Charlie Fish

Chatabix

Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

David bough £55 of fish from a door-to-door salesman last night. And even though he found the fella very trustworthy and also took his telephone number - now in David’s phone as ‘Charlie Fish’ - he’s now wondering if it might have been some sort of scam? So him and Joe run though all the possibilities, before discussing a number of con-artists that Joe’s come across in the past. It’s a right old scam-fest. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Morning. Morning.
0:38.2	Morning.
0:40.8	I've got something to talk about.
0:41.5	Cool.
0:46.3	I bought 55 pounds worth of fish off a travelling salesman last night.
0:48.7	Oh, don't know.
0:49.1	What do you mean by travelling salesman?
0:51.4	Do you sound like he's got a stick and a handkey on the end of her he's got
0:55.7	a white van do you mean someone who a mobile fish salesman is he a legit one or that's what i'm
1:02.6	worried about you're not going to eat it are you that's what suddenly dawned on me well what, what was the scenario that came up and...
1:12.6	I don't know if there's anything to talk about, but it did become a little bit of drama on the sofa last night.
1:17.6	And then I'll tell you my equivalent afterwards, because I had something recently.
1:21.6	Right. Well, I just came out my office and there's a man in a van...
1:26.6	You live in a cul-de-sac.
1:28.8	Yeah.
1:29.2	Don't you?
1:30.3	Yeah.
1:31.5	He's that makes you laugh.
1:32.6	No, no.
1:33.7	It's just he's going down every condes-sac on the off chance and you bob out.
1:39.2	He goes, fucking...
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