S11: Episode 503 - Toy Soldiers
We Hate Movies
WHM Entertainment
4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2020
⏱️ 131 minutes
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Summary
On the season eleven premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with the absolutely bonkers child action film, Toy Soldiers! Why couldn't Louis Gossett Jr's character be some kind of disgruntled Vietnam veteran? What's with this phone sex hangout? And just look at all the banana hammocks in this movie! PLUS: Did the Cannon Film Group assist in the special effects department?
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Toy Soldiers stars Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan, Andrew Divoff, R. Lee Ermey, Mason Adams, Denholm Elliot, Michael Champion, and Louis Gossett Jr.; directed by Daniel Petrie Jr.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Lha, Lha, if a seat chair to be calling, |
| 0:13.0 | Taya Lala, |
| 0:15.0 | Lala, Lha, |
| 0:16.0 | Hey Gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies, live appearances in this one. |
| 0:21.0 | Well, you better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening |
| 0:24.4 | until December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy |
| 0:29.6 | only you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall |
| 0:32.8 | will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast |
| 0:34.7 | and we're gonna be talking about a Christmas movie, |
| 0:37.1 | Eric Siska, what is that movie? |
| 0:39.2 | Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus, the original film, out of a way, is it original? |
| 0:45.9 | Yeah, it's original. |
| 0:46.9 | The first one. |
| 0:47.9 | Tim Allen, yes. |
| 0:48.6 | Finds a fat so falls off his roof. |
| 0:50.6 | Yep. |
| 0:51.6 | We're gonna be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in |
| 0:54.9 | infamy at the White Eagle Hall. |
| 0:57.2 | It incidentally lives in infamy. |
| 1:00.0 | We were just, we're at the side of it. |
| 1:01.6 | We're adding to the infamy. |
| 1:03.7 | Yeah, it's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City and this is what it's come down to folks. |
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