S11 Ep8: Seaworthy Witches

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Welcome, Dear Guest! Tonight's sumptuous topic is: Seaworthy Witches! The Hospitality Tray is dripping with water-logged delights! And there will be talk of maritime superstitions, historical water-witch lore, an ad by our fine sponsor, The Mystique, and the amazing story of Tam O'Shanter & The Cutty Sark! Also, Mr. Darling refuses to put his mouth on a slimy sea hag. Join us! (Life vests are mandatory and useless)

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:09.0	Welcome to the Midnight Library. Madam, there's some manner of sea creature in my private restroom.
0:37.1	That's Ginny Green Tea.
0:39.9	She came in with the fishing nets.
0:42.8	Wonderful.
0:44.1	Please remove her for my private quarters.
0:47.5	Well, just drag her out by your teeth.
0:51.1	You're the bigger monster.
0:53.6	I'm not putting my mouth on that slimy hang.
0:58.4	Well, you've changed your tune since the New Year's Eve party. That was different.
1:06.0	More wine involved then? Much more. Good evening.
1:21.8	Welcome, welcome.
1:24.1	Right this way, my wonderful guests.
1:28.4	Please mind your step as you come through.
1:32.0	If you do feel a little crunch underfoot,
1:34.7	well, I'm afraid you've trodden on something
1:38.4	that I'll explain to you once you're inside.
1:43.5	Oh, Miss Tema.
1:46.3	Oh, how lovely to see you.
1:50.4	Yes.
1:52.3	You don't wish to be rude.
1:57.1	But what?
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