I blame Matt, my friend Matt.

He texted me during commercial.

Well, okay, no, in fairness, it looks like he texted me 30 minutes ago.

And I just found it.

There's a new top gun trailer out.

I am distracted.

Okay, here's the most remarkable thing about the new top gun trailer.

Wait, Philip might be listening.

There was this movie before you were born, starred a guy named Tom Cruise, who's this

crazy Scientologist guy, and it was about an F-14 Tom Cut pilot who he had to fight the bad guys.

They were Russians.

And it was an awesome movie, one of the greatest movies of the 80s, Top Gun.

And now he's back.

They're making a sequel because Hollywood is out of ideas.

Hollywood is completely out of ideas.

And so they got to make sequels. And so Maverick is back in Top Gun 2.

He looks exactly the same. Somewhere in an attic. Somewhere in an attic, there is a painting of Tom Cruise that is aging horrifically.

Dory and Gray style.

There's got to be a painting of Tom Cruise somewhere where he looks like a 200-year-old man.

And Tom Cruise somewhere where he looks like a 200 year old man. And Tom Cruise does not look any different from the original. I don't know what those Scientologists do, but Zeno's been good to him.

It's just fascinating to me.

But also fascinating. Who are they going to have as the bad guy? You know, they're already

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