Now look, I want to start the hour with phone calls actually before I get in monologue.

People, um, wait, but I got a couple of emails.

I left.

I went and got my 20,000th cup of coffee for the day.

I came back and I got emails from people saying I did a disservice talking about the degenerates of all I don't

I you know I used to watch the Oscars I don't anymore I swore I wouldn't even

talk about this but a number of people saying wasn't it a ratings ploy well I got

five or six people wanted to know if I thought the whole thing was staged. Um, no.

One I, I, I, okay.

All right.

So many of us.

Look at Hollywood stars and we find them relatable based on interviews all of which are staged and scripted and they're movies and TV shows.

You don't know Will Smith.

You think you know Will Smith because Will Smith has one hell of a PR team that puts him in various positions to make you think he's very relatable.

Will Smith is not relatable.

Have you ever heard the interview about Will Smith's kids in the school?

Will Smith funded a Scientology school.

His kids went there for a year.

I mean, these are some deeply, deeply, um, unrelatable people.

He and his wife live in an open marriage.

His wife sleeps around on him and has talked about it.

And Chris Rock tells a dumb joke. By the way, earlier in the Oscars, people were making

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