S10: Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #13 - Emperor Palpatine (PREVIEW)

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🗓️ 17 January 2020

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On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about renowned, indestructible fuck machine, Emperor Palpatine! How hilarious is it that Palpatine was a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this outrageous Palpatine ep along with hours, upon hours

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0:00.0	Palpatine introduced his new order.
0:15.0	Oh, not like not the band is what you're saying.
0:19.0	It's not the band.
0:20.0	Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, a new order now that Ian Curtis has hung himself.
0:27.0	That new order will reign supreme.
0:30.0	Sith Lord Ian Curtis has died.
0:34.0	Ladies and gentlemen, once again, new order.
0:37.0	Stick around on SNL.
0:40.0	Sith Night Live.
0:42.0	And the rest of your life will just be power, corruption, and lies.
0:47.0	Yes!
0:50.0	And yes, I do fuck, I'm familiar with the age of consent.
0:53.8	Also an excellent new order.
0:55.8	We're going to blow up the ocean moon, also known as Blue Monday.
1:00.8	How does it feel? Monday.
1:05.0	How does it feel? You declared himself Emperor of the Galaxy, he invoked the
1:10.0	almost mythic images of past empires and dynasties promising to lead
1:16.2	what was once the old republic to heights of unparalleled in galactic history and thus the
1:22.2	empire was born.
1:25.0	Did he become friends with North Korea then or?
1:27.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:28.0	It's kind of love with them.
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