S10: Episode 454 - Kindergarten Cop (Live in Portland)

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop! Recorded on the recent west coast tour at the beautiful Aladdin Theater, the gang wants to know just why this movie starts like a scene from To Live and Die in L.A., what was with that vomit montage, and did the film really need that domestic violence sub-sub-subplot? PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura auditions for some non-existent voice over roles in the film!

Kindergarten Cop stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed, Linda Hunt, Richard Tyson, Carroll Baker, Cathy Moriarty, Richard Portnow, and a bunch of rotten children; directed by Ivan Reitman.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. L
0:15.0	Lha Lha Lha Lha Lha A Gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies live appearances in this one.
0:21.0	Well, you better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening
0:24.4	until December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy only
0:30.2	you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall
0:32.8	will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast
0:34.7	and we're gonna be talking about a Christmas movie,
0:37.1	Eric Ciska, what is that movie?
0:39.2	Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus, the original film, out of way, is it original?
0:45.9	Yeah, it's original.
0:46.9	The first one.
0:47.9	Tim Allen, finds a fat so falls off his roof.
0:50.6	Yep.
0:51.6	We're gonna be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live
0:54.8	an infamy at the White Eagle Hall.
0:57.2	I mean, incidentally lives in infamy.
1:00.0	We were just, we're at the side of it.
1:01.6	We're adding to the infamy.
1:03.8	It's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City and this is what it's come down to folks.
1:10.7	Steve Sadak refusing to get on planes, refusing to get on
1:15.0	a driver's license to get a driver's license to help out with rent a car.
1:17.0	I refuse to get on a train for this show.
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