S10: Episode 445 - Friday the 13th (2009)
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2019
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear with the possibly-not-as-bad-as-we-remembered-or-maybe-not 2009 slasher reboot, Friday the 13th! Why do these Platinum Dunes remakes have to try to be so EXTREEEEEEEEME?! Why is this cold open 25 minutes long? And why is that one dude whacking off right in the well-lit living room? PLUS: We agree with Jason—steal weed, get butchered!
Friday the 13th stars Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Jonathan Sadowski, Julianna Guill, Ben Feldman, Arlen Escarpeta, Ryan Hansen, Will Ford, and Derek Mears as Jason; directed by Marcus Nispel.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to a world of Christmas celebration at Aldi. Six-pack deep-filled minced pies only £1. Good housekeeping taste approved winners too. Scallop Gratans only $3.99 and a large whole frozen British turkey from just 3.5 a kilo. |
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| 0:15.0 | All from the which cheapest supermarket of the year. |
| 0:17.5 | Aldi, share the love this Christmas. |
| 0:20.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
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| 0:49.7 | This week on the program, the Halloween spook-tacular off with chy-chy ha ha ha it's Friday the 13th |
| 0:57.0 | 2009 I'm Andrew Jupin tunnel dwell on Steve Sadak Chris Cabin Eric Slashka and we hate Chris Caban Eric Slashka and we hate movies. |
| 1:06.0 | We all go a little mad sometimes. |
| 1:15.0 | You know, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's titled one good scare of them. |
| 1:20.0 | Sometimes, that is is better. |
| 1:24.0 | zombies have entered the building. |
| 1:25.0 | They're at the door. |
| 1:29.0 | They're coming in. |
| 1:32.0 | It is time to keep your appointment with the wit command. |
| 1:38.0 | They're coming to get you, Barbara. |
| 1:42.0 | Be sick for fuck, so you've using one too many movies. |
| 1:44.5 | Nah, said, don't you blame the movies. |
| 1:47.0 | Movies don't create psychos. |
| 1:48.8 | Movies make psychos. |
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