S10 Ep9: The Great Moon Hoax of 1835

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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"EXTRA! EXTRA! HEAR ALL ABOUT IT! Please find your favorite cozy spot in The Reading Room, Dear Guest! Tonight we have a special, surprising, and even shocking tale for you: The Great Moon Hoax of 1835! Have you ever wondered if there's really anything interesting on the moon? People long ago did too, and wow did they get the early scoop on the troop of wild beings that you're unlikely to be informed about in modern times. But never fear, we'll fill you in! Now, grab a wolf pup and listen up as we prepare to do a little moon gazing!"

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:08.0	Welcome to the midnight library. Night Library. Erma puppet.
0:30.0	Pupet. All right, that's enough bones in the fire.
0:33.0	Come here to mommy and listen.
0:35.0	Listen, Mr. Darling has gone away to Bedburg, for, um, reasons.
0:42.0	So, please answer the door. Berg for, um, reasons.
0:43.0	So, please answer the door and let the guests in for mommy, okay?
0:48.0	Maybe.
0:50.0	Erma?
0:52.0	Where's my granny?
0:54.0	She's working baby.
0:56.0	Well, she's volunteering.
0:59.0	Where?
1:01.0	I want my granny.
1:03.0	Erma, I'll get Grandma to come back tonight, if you will let the guests in. Oh, no, no, no, no, Irma. Don't follow Irma down there. Right here. Stop right here.
1:35.1	Thank you, Irma.
1:40.1	Good evening, my lovely guests.
1:44.0	What an enchanting night! Yes.
1:45.0	Yes.
1:47.0	Yes, I have heard the rumors.
1:50.0	I would prefer to address this once everyone is inside the reading room, Miss Michelle.
1:59.0	Yes, I know it's frightening.
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