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Hello and welcome to this. It is the egg chasers rugby podcast, the podcast about rugby.

It doesn't take itself all the game too seriously. I am JB here sat in the rugby dungeon.

Next to loyal Phil, how are you loyal Phil?

Hello, JB. And down the line, treacherous Tim in his shipping container,

living the life of what a Russian tycoon on expenses.

If only at least you weren't open enough to actually say treacherous Tim,

I thought you were just going to leave the subtle veil implication.

Yes, exactly. Yeah, sometimes you let the listeners come to their own conclusion, shouldn't you?

Well, as I always like to say, there are two types of people in this world,

those who couldn't extrapolate from incomplete data.

Very good. Very, very, very filled. Very, very filled. Very filled.

Go on.

I think we're done here. Let's go home. Let's go home.

Great dad joke. I just want to say at the very start of this,

Welcome back to the grassroots podcast as welcome back. They're all flooding back, aren't they? They're so into the walk up

They love rugby so much. They haven't touched it for the last four months

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