S10 Ep2: DIVINATION - It's What's for Dinner!
The Midnight Library
Scott Philbrook
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2024
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
We assume you received your personal dinner invitation for tonight's reading? Maybe you missed it. It was written in the red veins of the Sorrel lettuce on The Hospitality Tray last week. Oh well. You're here now, so please take your favorite seat as your scrumptious host, Ms. Miranda fills you in on all of the sly and easy methods of Food Divination! Apples. Onions, eggs, cheese, and bones will all be served up and at your service to find out everything you need to know. Bon(e) Appetit!
Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is intended for bizarre audiences only. |
| 0:10.0 | Welcome to the midnight library. Madam, I'm just going over the shopping list for Grims. I assume you want black apples, Mrs. Phillips |
| 0:39.6 | goat cheese. Eggs? |
| 0:44.0 | Uh, no, we don't need eggs since our hen, |
| 0:47.0 | yokahontas is laying again. |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, good. |
| 0:52.0 | Ah, I do love a good murder mystery dinner. |
| 0:57.0 | I didn't say it was a murder mystery dinner. |
| 1:01.0 | No, ma'am. I did. Ooh mam. Oh, right. Right. Good evening. Welcome! Please come right in. It's so very nice to see you. |
| 1:34.0 | Oh, yes, Miss Jin. |
| 1:38.0 | Congratulations on your new job at Breedlove's butcher shop. |
| 1:44.0 | You're the new headlopper. |
| 1:50.0 | You're the new headlopper. |
| 1:52.0 | Oh, how wonderful for you! |
| 1:56.0 | Oh, oh, oh, and dear Jamie, I'm so sorry you weren't selected for your job at the swigging pig. |
| 2:06.5 | Ah, how do I know? |
| 2:10.5 | You've only just applied earlier today. I know the owner. I do and you know they never seem to choose classy charming people like yourself come to |
| 2:29.8 | think of it I'm not sure why you applied there it's way beneath you. You should aim higher. If you could move on |
| 2:38.0 | if you could move on through please so the others can make their way into the reading room. |
| 2:47.0 | There we go. |
| 2:50.0 | Welcome to the midnight library everyone. I am your harmonious host Miranda Merrick. |
| 3:02.0 | As you shuffle about choosing your spot that suits you I'll just remind everyone that |
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